As I get more and more sucked in to the new season of Top Chef, the All Star edition, I've found that people are not learning from the mistakes that they, and others, have made in the previous seasons. I've found myself yelling at the screen when someone conceives a dish with too many elements or says they're going to make ice cream.
So, with the help of my good friend, fellow food lover and Top Chef fan Heath Dobson, I've come up with a list of what NOT to do if you find yourself competing on Top Chef.